Aah! This is terrible!
To be totally frank... I've already designed this thing...
Wow!
So please don't comment or ask questions, please let her return in this episode!
What kind of request is this?
She BLEW Up in the last episode!
It will be confusing to let her back on screen now.
How many of these models did you make?
20, 000 sets.
They are already being mass-produced in China.
They are been molded as we speak.
There is no turning back.
Sensei, please show Your mercy once again,
please permit us to give another booster shot! Sensei!
EXCEL SAGA
That isn't love!
Love isn't that!
I love, but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it.
This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away.
Just plainly without hesitation
I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love Hail I! Palazzo!
Howterrible... A brand-new day has dawned AGAIN, a morning filled with hope...
Hey!
What do you think you are DOING next to my pillowthis early in the morning?!
You are heartless...
to still sleep so peacefully after our colleague's death.
That's not called death...
that's called MALFUNCTION!
And what do you mean by 'colleague'? She only knew us for half a day.
Time is not the point here...
the deepest part of our hearts have already merged.
What's the fuss anyway?
Didn't the new Ropponmatsu model show up?
That's not MY Ropponmatsu!
She is a fake!
Please beware of bootlegs.
We don't refund merchandise more than 7 days old...
What's that?
Looks like someone's moving in...
Come on, everyone do their best to move these in!
That fool...
Is this serious?
Don't drop it,
any damage means slave labor for life!
Come come. Earn your pay.
Push down the accelerator! Yeah!
Hey!
Ah? Good morning!
What are you doing here?
This is OUR apartment.
Oh, that?
From now on I am moving in here.
Please take care of...
Get lost! You fool!
Don't let me see you again! Eh?
Wha... What was... tha...
Please don't say that.
Let's treat each other properly, Iwaji? Watapi?
Who are you calling Iwaji...and Watapi?
Sumiyoshi you traitor!
I'm only helping our neighbor moving house...
Sumi-chan. Thanks a lot!
Ropponmatsu!
Iwaji's such a cry-baby...
But...Why did you have to move in here?
Oh, that?
Because Doctor told me to familiarise myself with the lifestyle of the human world.
Human world...
Don't drop the luggage, Sumi-chan.
They are getting along quite well...
Doesn't look like it.
Say, why couldn't it be restored to its original form?
No, I could have. I even have a back-up model
Then why?
I like it better that way.
Activate the back-up immediately.
Since you put it that way...
It'll be ready by noon.
So swift...
You can drive now!
Yeah! Move out!
Beep beep!
Hail Ilparatzo!
I'm so very sorry, Ilparatzo-sama!
The failure a few days ago was all due to Excel's youthfulness and excessive chest hair.
I won't give any useless excuses.
But I hope you can find it within your heart to forgive me.
The last mission...
Though it had some problems with the process, it can still be considered a success
from certain perspectives.
The performance was very good.
Huh? What did you say?
The performance was very good.
Celebrate victory
Truly such moving words,
Excel will not wash the ears that heard this for a while!
However,
the chance of success occurring in that task as an accident was higher than usual.
Therefore City Conquest Plan No 5227's contents
will need to be slightly adjusted.
Ooh! That rope...
I'm not gonna fall, I'm not gonna fall, I'm not gonna fall...
Forceful Delivery Robot T-10000.
I'll be letting it transport the package for this mission.
Then what about us?
Please guard T-10000 until it reaches its destination.
Excel-kun. Yes?
Should there be anyone trying to intervene, stop them at all cost.
Yes, sir!
My life is worth less than a robot...
Then I'm looking forward to your success, Hyatt, T-10000
Right, right, right. Excel will work hard!
Ilparatzo-sama, aren'tyou acting a little too...
at least give me a reaction...
Yes! That's all I need!
Now I'll officially introduce everyone to the Ropponmatsu
that will be joining our ranks from today.
Hi! I'm Ropponmatsu!
Any questions?
I've got cuntless questions to ask,
I just don't know whether or not I should.
Too many questions will only cause difficulties...
I knowthat...
It's a lie!
You are not Ropponmatsu!
Definitely not!
You should stop being so stubborn.
That's right.
It's only miniaturization of the electrical appliance...
Nee-sama, you're so mean!
Anyway, please get along with this Ropponmatsu for the time being.
Did he just say something strange?
Does that mean there will soon be other Ropponmatsus joining?
What do we if this entire building is taken over by Ropponmatsus?
I'm too scared to imagine it.
Just look atyour dumb facial expression.
And whtARE those ear-like thingies?
Cute, aren't they?
What purpose does that serve?
If you have time to install useless attachments, then you might as well go
crunching peanuts with your eyes, and slurping spaghetti with your nose!
I can do that!
Okay!
S... stop!
Police! Call the police!
Err... it appears we are conspicuous to the point of being pathetic.
Looks like mission failure is only a matter of time.
That won't do!
If it's not sent to its destination,
we'll definitely be told off by Ilparatzo-sama till our ears bleed.
Do you have a plan in mind, Senpai?
Mama!
Youjo!
Mama!
Help! Help! Someone stop this thing!
Aha! Got it! Got it!
WooWoo...
This will do.
It's a cute panda no matter how you look at it.
Using cuteness is a good idea...
Ah! A panda!
So white! Part of it is a black!
Ah! A panda!
A panda!
Panda!
I think the problem of too much attention still hasn't been solved...
In fact, it appears to have gotten worse.
Ah! How could such a cute panda act like that to children?!
This scene should be right on the edge of censorship...
Never imagined that such a shocking situation would occur.
What should we do?
Let's think in the opposite direction...
We'll speed up and charge directly to our destination!
Ha-chan, help me out but don't die on me.
Right...
go faster!
Senpai... I get carsick...
Doesn't matter, go faster!
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Huh?
When I close my eyes, it still seems possible to see you here...
Iwata-senpai...
We only know what to treasure after we lose it...
Ah... Ropponmatsu...
What's it?
Notyou!
I wantyou to change your name to Robo-person or Robo-thing right this instant!
Iwaji's a control freak.
Stinking kid...
Onee-sama...
that dark-hearted senpai is being mean to me...
Onee-sama, you're on my side, right?
That's rare... No reactions.
I really am defenceless to an undefined opponent...
Hands off! That's mine too!
What a noisy office...
I heard it...
Eh? Toilet?
I don't know...
What booster shot?
I don't want to work with this kid!
Can't... breath...
lf... this keeps up...
Iz-chan...
Use my oxygen...
No, Iz-chan, No.
If you do that, then you too will...
Please, you must still live!
Though you have already died,
you must still live!
Oh, stopped?
That means this is the destination.
Hey Ha-chan, we're here!
Have you gotten carsick?
Waaah! Died again just as expected!
Anyway, the mission should be completed.
Again?
What is going on here?
Don't know.
Lots of people will die if we don't take care of it, though.
I understand. Dismantle it immediately.
Listen carefully... use maximum caution.
I will be there as soon as I can.
Okay!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Dismantle dismantle, explosives dismntle.
If you choose red, I will choose blue.""
Aya! Only three seconds left!
If I stuff up the whole place bang!
Huh?
Panda! It's white, black, white, black...
Timer functioning.
821 seconds remaining till explosion.
You dare...
HotHotHotHot! Someone help me put it out!
HotHotHot!
Damn you!
What?
A panda.
Really!
They're fighting they're fighting...
I have a bad feeling about this...
Onee-sama, get out of here quickly!
This is a time-bomb!
B...bomb!
Time-bomb!
Let go!
Why this again?
And why a PANDA?
Looks like a bigger problem than the last one.
Don't worry,
I will dismantle it very soon.
Hey, isn't it better to call the police?
There's no need for that.
Ropponmatsu is a specialist in bomb-disposal.
No need to worry,
definitely no need.
Should be no need...
Wasn't that the reason for last week's spectacular failure?
Therefore after consideration we miniaturized her.
At the same time, we improved her resilience.
The research motto was: 'Could not be damaged by the stamping of an elephant.'
Nothing can believe..
Iwata-senpai's memory...
Senpai.
You should get out of here!
Leave this to me!
You fool!
How can I possibly leave you behind?
No!
I wantyou to be spared!
Middle missing.
Ropponmatsu!
Senpai...
I feel blessed to have metyou
What are you talking about?
Senpai taught me what the human heart really means...
Ropponmatsu...
Senpai... The last...
Hey, what are you doing day dreaming all by yourself?
I can't stand watching this any more...
Isn't there any other way?
Hands off her!
If you keep bullying her, I will show no mercy!
Iwaji?
Completed!
Come, Yumiko-chan, press the activation switch!
Right!
Here I go!
Ropponmatsu!
He is definitely a man who takes time seriously.
ROPPONMATSU!
Ropponma...
Now initiating disposal sequence.
Could be dangerous, so please keep your distance.
Okay...
Is she fully restored?
Should be...
Onee-sama, who are you?
Ropponmatsu.
I'm Ropponmatsu too...
Onee-sama!
Oh wow!
Not bad!
Looks like the repair was successful.
Of course.
I didn't just repair her,
I completely upgraded all of her data...
and her reaction speed and situation analysis has also been strengthened!
You could call her Neo-Ropponmatsu.
Neo, you could call her Neo-Ropponmatsu.
Neo. Who is that?
Her creator. Shinoji Gojo-kun.
So you made her...
So that's why... A hobby...
Go, Ropponmatsu.
This time you must execute the disposal to perfection!
I understand.
Great! So great, Ropponnmatsu!
So we ARE useless here.
Stop reminding me...
I had no intention of joining the fray anyway.
Dismantle and disintegration operation begins.
Onee-sama's so great!
Analysis complete.
Found the detonation wire.
Timer has been disabled.
Operation will be completed after the severing of the timer-wire.
Good work.
Ropponmatsu! Hooray!
Onee-sama...
Good morning. Excel-senpai.
Somehow I have become more and more competent with medical science... Without me noticing...
Sempai,
did this particular mission succeed?
Dunno...
Goodbye, my Summer...
Anyway, these two will be returning to their posts from today,
Ropponnmatsu and Ropponnmatsu.
Sorry for causing all those problems.
Please take care of us this time too!
Haven'tyou two caused enough chaos YET?!
EPISOPE 15
Today's experiment... failed.
Reture the goods.
Want to sing? Sing it.
No good...No good... No good...No good...
One, two, three, four.
No matter, no matter what we do it is still no-good no-good,
But if we don't do it, it's even worse.
Wanna give up?
But we couldn't give it up.
No-good, No-good, No-no-good.
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft lexture of my body
Is a favorite of yours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look...?
If you're going to eat me, please do it quickly
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
This is love, that is love. If that is love then this is love also.
Love's form should be the emotion that surpasses one's physical limit.
It is still necessary to train one's self in the jungle!
Are you happy tonight too? Flush it down in one go!
What the hell am I saying?
Anyway in this world it shouldn't be too bad for men and women to be matched up in different ways.
Next we decided to challenge making something that will make girls' faces go red, their hearts beating like mad.
The red team consists of Excel and Hiyatt, the blue team consists of Adult and Child Ropponmatsu.
This is joyful, shy, dodgy, tricky, and destructive.
The challenge is true love!